Hey y’all,
We’re heading to Texas, and I’m getting into that Texas spirit!! Just itching to climb into these cowboy boots and hitch up these Texas-size britches for a spell.
I’ve put in an order at the airport’s rent-a-gun store for a Glock and holster. The wife says it makes her queasy, but Lord knows, gotta protect yourself and the little lady, even when she says she wants no protecting!!
And I’ll have my ears flapping for any cab driver or hotel guest mixed up in helping floosies get abortions. Why? ‘Cause there’s money in it. Tons of money. Sue some self-appointed savior for helping a slut get an abortion and the judge will hand me ten grand just like that!! I’ll rent a lawyer to file the lawsuit, or better still lawsuits, and rake in $10,000 per wannabe good Samaritan! Would pay for five trips to Texas, and then some!! Them Texans sure know how to generate income!!
Looking forward to an awesome week in a place where freedom reigns and people don’t meddle in other people’s business. Yahoooooo!!!!!!
Note: Like most visitors to Texas, while I can’t say I subscribe to the state’s prevailing politics, I enjoy the warmth and humor of its people.
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