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Say It Nice: A Polite-English Phrasebook

October 20, 2020 Tags: humor, satire, word usage

To all our Associates: Herewith, we list some commonly used polite phrases to assist our public relations, political consulting, healthcare and customer service associates. It's crucially important that you understand their precise import. They

The Headmaster’s Letter

January 23, 2020 Tags: literature, memoir, word usage

I have just learned of a touching act of generosity by the headmaster of a school I attended long ago. For logistical reasons, and possibly also for cultural ones, it would be neither possible nor needed today. In July 1967, I completed my second

Donald J. Trump’s Short but Unabridged Dictionary of American English

August 31, 2018 Tags: politics, satire, word usage

A+. The grade I gave myself in the friendly confines of Fox Television for my performance as president; equivalent to my Wharton MBA. See “Fox Television”; cf. “Wharton.”   Attorney General. My personal lawyer. See “personal lawyer”; cf.

You Know, I Mean

April 20, 2017 Tags: aging, annoyances, literature, word usage

Catchphrases separate the generations. That they do so seems arbitrary and unfortunate. Everything that causes friction between generations is unfortunate. As a boy in London, I’d ask my father, “What’s up?” and he’d reply acidly, “The sky.” If he

Fab Vocab

December 3, 2015 Tags: annoyances, word usage

After recently adding a “subscribe” feature to my website, I discovered that WordPress’s initial form reply to people who sign up begins, “Howdy.” I like people who say “Howdy,” especially friends from places like Texas and California. But it isn’t

The Social Dilemma of Metaphor

July 9, 2015 Tags: censorship, disability, journalism and reporting, word usage

Here are two headlines from the New York Times in the past two months:   “Kids Can’t Learn Who Can’t See” (May 15, 2015, an opinion piece promoting early vision care)   “Blind to a Child’s Obesity” (June 16, 2015, about parents who

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